WUT??!!

[breqwas]

K: D
M: 3/4
agB2c2|feG2A2|edF2A2|d6


And what do you play to make people around you feel perplexed?

[peeplj]

k:D
m:3/4
l:1/4
a b g | G d2 ||

--James

[benhall.1]

Oh very good. Haven't you got a home to go to?

Or at least to phone?

[peeplj]

k:D
m:4/4
l:1/8
D2 D>E FD FA | Bc d>c BA3 | d2 d>d BA FA | Bd ce fd3 ||

--James

[Innocent Bystander]

X:1
T:Fragment
M:4/4
R:Air
K:C
dB2|Bcdb2|b2g2


Doesn't matter what I play, people are generally perplexed...

[dlovrien]

K: D
M: 3/4
agB2c2|feG2A2|edF2A2|d6

And what do you play to make people around you feel perplexed?

Paddy Moloney's "cell phone" trick is even more effective than that...
(cover holes 1,3,4 with one hand; trill hole 2 as fast as you can with the other hand)

[Blacksmith]

X:1
K: G
M:4/4
L:1/8
GAB|A2BG3|g4||

[jemtheflute]

Ringtones, is it? Huh!
M:2/4
L:1/16
K:Bmin
b2d'b|f2bf d2fd|B4 FBdB| cBcB ^Acec|d2B2

[peeplj]

Ringtones, is it? Huh!
M:2/4
L:1/16
K:Bmin
b2d'b|f2bf d2fd|B4 FBdB| cBcB ^Acec|d2B2

Best played on small wooden Bachses.

--James

[breqwas]

Fits C whistle nicely.

[MTGuru]

That's a long ringtone!

[claudine]

@ James:
when I leave the door of our fridge open for too long, it sings: "d e c"
and I reply "C G"

[Traveler]

Breqwas,

I love the old Soviet anthem. What a wonderful melody. Many years ago I had need for an arrangement of it, and finally acquired a transcription from the U.S. Department of Defense (I was in the Air Force Band in a previous life). Though it's but the melody, yours is special and is going into my scrapbook with other keepsakes of the era. Thanks for the dots!

[jemtheflute]

Best played on small wooden Bachses. --James

"Bach" means "small" .........in Welsh!

Nothing wooden about CPE, WF or JC though! Nor small, come to that! I expect they sang exceptionally well as children if bipped on the bonce, though.

[breqwas]

I love the old Soviet anthem.

Maybe you didn't know, but it is an anthem again. New words, old tune.
( and no, I'm not happy about that )