Post a short piece of prose in this thread and win!
And the fantastic prizes are:
- L.E. McCullough's new book/cd "Whistle Around the World" (Read a brief review by Dale in the latest C&F Newsletter)
- El McMeen's newly-released CD The Soul of Christmas Guitar
- A cheap whistle tweaked by Bloomfield
In addition the winner will get his entry published in Dale's Right Hand Pointing.
In further addition Dale may publish other entries that he likes on Right Hand Pointing.
In added further addition the author of the fourth-placed entry will get a thread on the chiffboard named after her or him.
And in final added further addition I reserve the right to send the sorry loser (or anyone who volunteers) my Phil Coulter CD.
Act now and Dale will throw in a set of six Japanese forged steak knives! (Some restrictions apply.)
And it's not even Christmas yet...
Here are the same old rules:
Fabulous Prizes to the authors of the best pieces of short prose posted in this thread by Monday, November 29th, 2004.
Author = You wrote it yourself.
Short = It's 400 words or less (and I'm not kidding).
Prose = It's not poetry.
Multiple entries are permitted and encouraged.
Only other rule: The piece must either mention sex or not mention sex. Alternatively, the piece must either mention Christmas, gnathostomata, or silver ferules, or not, or either, nor any.
After November 29th, Dale (the Undisputed King of Internet Tinwhislte Journalism) and I will select the ten best entries in absolute wanton arbitrariness. The ten "best" entries will be posted in a poll thread and the winners determined by popular vote.
If you're curious how it went the last time, check out the last compeititon and voting thread.