Post Your 2012 Predictions

mutepointe · Post by **mutepointe** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:26 pm

Here is your chance to say "I told you so." The four most lovliest words in the world.

Here's my prediction:
4 Western world leaders will be outed as members of the Illuminati. They will not reveal our secrets.

kokopelli · Post by **kokopelli** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:12 pm

mutepointe wrote: 4 Western world leaders will be outed as members of the Illuminati. They will not reveal our secrets.

Does that mean you're a member of the illuminati then?

Innocent Bystander · Post by **Innocent Bystander** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:43 pm

Boris Johnson, "Mayor" of London, will be run over by one of his new double-decker buses. Following the outcry over the lack of bus-seat places now available, Bendy-buses will be reintroduced. Boris will hail this as a triumph from his hospital bed. The "ghost bycycle" used to mark the spot of a cycling accident will be painted pale blue, despite, or perhaps to indicate, the fact that Boris's accident was not fatal. 7,000,000 Londoners cross their fingers, but not all for the same reason.

London's Olympic Games Opening Ceremony will be greeted by a stunned silence, followed by incredulous laughter.

Greece secedes from the EU, and, in a shock move, reintroduces slavery. This is apparently popular with immigrant groups, as the conditions are better than before.

dwest · Post by **dwest** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:50 pm

Innocent Bystander wrote: London's Olympic Games Opening Ceremony will be greeted by a stunned silence, followed by incredulous laughter.

Get outta here! Nobody's going to believe the Olympic Games will be held in England!

chas · Post by **chas** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 9:43 pm

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension will finally get its due as one of the alltime great movies. John will be the most popular boys' name. John will be the most popular girls' name. John will be the most popular dogs' name (male and female). John will be the most popular cats' name (male and female). John Whorfin will be the most popular name for rats and piranhas (male only). People with the surname Bigboote will start pronouncing it Bigboo-TAY.

mutepointe · Post by **mutepointe** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:07 pm

kokopelli wrote:
mutepointe wrote: 4 Western world leaders will be outed as members of the Illuminati. They will not reveal our secrets.
Does that mean you're a member of the illuminati then?

That would explain a lot.

Thomaston · Post by **Thomaston** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:35 pm

I officially predict mass suicides and possibly even suicide cults springing up because of the Mayan calendar. Also, war with Iran, and maybe even another east coast quake.
But on a happier note, iPad 3 and a pregnant Kate Middleton!

missy · Post by **missy** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:30 am

Everyone will move to Cincinnati because everything comes here 10 years later (see the quote often attributed to - falsely - Mark Twain). So if the world ends on December 21, 2012, it won't end here until December 21, 2022.

I have an extra bedroom for rent. Comes with it's own private bath.

Innocent Bystander · Post by **Innocent Bystander** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:11 am

dwest wrote:
Innocent Bystander wrote: London's Olympic Games Opening Ceremony will be greeted by a stunned silence, followed by incredulous laughter.

Get outta here! Nobody's going to believe the Olympic Games will be held in England!

Yep. Even afterwards, people still won't believe it.

I.D.10-t · Post by **I.D.10-t** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:45 am

Across much of the world people will remove 2011 calendars and replace them with 2012 calendars. Aliens again perplexed by this behavior hold off invasion for another of our solar cycles.

maki · Post by **maki** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:12 am

A famous Hollywood couple will divorce.
The sun will shine in California.
The surf will be large and consistant.
New whistles will be purchaced.
Everyone who practices music will improve their ablity.
Polititians will remain factually challenged.

So says the maki,
And BTW; Love and joy will happen, peace to you all!

dwest · Post by **dwest** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:28 am

maki wrote: New whistles will be purchaced.
Everyone who practices music will improve their ablity.

Correct on the first....

Innocent Bystander · Post by **Innocent Bystander** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:03 am

Poeple will spell things worng on the internet.

dwest · Post by **dwest** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:53 am

Innocent Bystander wrote:Poeple will spell things worng on the internet.

Even if it was smelt write some of us would still stink.

fearfaoin · Post by **fearfaoin** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:58 am

The following people will die:
Nick Nolte
Betty White
Dick Cheney

The following people will continue to live:
Sophia Loren
Bill Gates
Fidel Castro

The following people will be born:
Adrian Lewis
Mirriam Galgocci
Renaldo Puddlejumper

Furthermore:
"Community" will get cancelled and picked up by Netflix.
"Hot in Cleveland" will continue to be aired and picked up by sad men in bars.
Cars will continue to fly in the exact way that bricks don't.
AT&T will merge with no one.

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