Is it true that the first thing on the a agenda when you are abducted by aliens is anal probeing ?
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Have you been abducted by aliens?
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I'm Spartacus .
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Only if you bought the deluxe package.
And now there was no doubt that the trees were really moving - moving in and out through one another as if in a complicated country dance. ('And I suppose,' thought Lucy, 'when trees dance, it must be a very, very country dance indeed.')
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Re: Have you been abducted by aliens?
Aliens, yes.
Abducted, no.
I knew they would not turn away
someone who went to them so gladly.
Abducted, no.
I knew they would not turn away
someone who went to them so gladly.
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ET is going to kill us all 'cause you ain't recycling 'nough.
http://www.theonion.com/
This should have come from the Onion!Aliens may destroy humanity to protect other civilisations, say scientists
Watching from afar, extraterrestrial beings might view changes in Earth's atmosphere as symptomatic of a civilisation growing out of control – and take drastic action to keep us from becoming a more serious threat, the researchers explain.
http://www.theonion.com/
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If you wear a tinfoil hat, you won't get abducted. It's a well known fact....and why I have a whole collection of them to go with each of my outfits.
Someday, everything is gonna be diff'rent
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As a side benefit, the government can't send you secret mind control transmissions!izzarina wrote:If you wear a tinfoil hat, you won't get abducted. It's a well known fact....and why I have a whole collection of them to go with each of my outfits.
Win-win!!
(Its my firm opinion that the Aliens and the Govenrment are in on all conspiracies.
You remeber what happened to JFK? How much proof do you need?!?!)
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Re: Have you been abducted by aliens?
How do you mean "the Aliens AND the Government"?maki wrote:As a side benefit, the government can't send you secret mind control transmissions!izzarina wrote:If you wear a tinfoil hat, you won't get abducted. It's a well known fact....and why I have a whole collection of them to go with each of my outfits.
Win-win!!
(Its my firm opinion that the Aliens and the Govenrment are in on all conspiracies.
You remeber what happened to JFK? How much proof do you need?!?!)
[I have my tinfoil hat on right now, so it's no use, you can't get me.]
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I wanna see the outfits that go with "Moe from the Three Stooges" hat and the Shriners hat.izzarina wrote:If you wear a tinfoil hat, you won't get abducted. It's a well known fact....and why I have a whole collection of them to go with each of my outfits.
Rose tint my world. Keep me safe from my trouble and pain.
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And the little tinfoil car?mutepointe wrote:I wanna see the outfits that go with... ...the Shriners hat.
"Be not deceived by the sweet words of proverbial philosophy. Sugar of lead is a poison."
Re: Have you been abducted by aliens?
does seem to be indistinguishable from here...benhall.1 wrote:How do you mean "the Aliens AND the Government"?maki wrote:As a side benefit, the government can't send you secret mind control transmissions!izzarina wrote:If you wear a tinfoil hat, you won't get abducted. It's a well known fact....and why I have a whole collection of them to go with each of my outfits.
Win-win!!
(Its my firm opinion that the Aliens and the Govenrment are in on all conspiracies.
You remeber what happened to JFK? How much proof do you need?!?!)
[I have my tinfoil hat on right now, so it's no use, you can't get me.]
Picture a bright blue ball just spinning, spinning free
It's dizzying, the possibilities. Ashes, Ashes all fall down.
It's dizzying, the possibilities. Ashes, Ashes all fall down.
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I like the tinfoil Kippeh. I might even make one. The Fez is going too far. Although... what about a tinfoil kefiyeh? It would protect you from sandstorms, too!
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I like the fez. 
But a keffiyeh? C'mon, people. If we're gonna go there with the drapey stuff, let's at least get stylish:
Never mind the lady. Guys can wear 'em too. You, too, can look like you got kicked out of the New York Dolls.
But a keffiyeh? C'mon, people. If we're gonna go there with the drapey stuff, let's at least get stylish:Never mind the lady. Guys can wear 'em too. You, too, can look like you got kicked out of the New York Dolls.
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I asked myself the question, "Couldn't Nano have found a site called 'tinfoilhats4u'?" So I looked. It's not there. A market opportunity for someone if ever there was one. I won't ask all that big a percentage for having the idea ...
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Of course it's not "there". I mean, for all intents and purposes. One must dig deeper. What's the point of cloaking and subterfuge if you're bleating it to all the world?benhall.1 wrote:So I looked. It's not there.
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Ah. Nudge nudge. Mum's the word.Nanohedron wrote:Of course it's not "there". I mean, for all intents and purposes. One must dig deeper. What's the point of cloaking and subterfuge if you're bleating it to all the world?benhall.1 wrote:So I looked. It's not there.
