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Cats is stupid we always knows it. http://www.ox.ac.uk/media/news_stories/2010/102311.html

Regards,
the Dogs

And cats don't even know it. Har-de-har-har.

Signed,
Another Pack of Dogs

Spair us. Evry1 noz teh goggies haz teh bigr braingz. Teh real reezin, tho, iz they r unblievbly inefficint using dem, so dey r bettr off dis way. Teh goggie shud normly have o, say, teh kitteh-sized braing, 4 xample? - but dey needz dat much mor grai mattrz just 2 fungshin. But don't blame teh poor goggies, dey lucked out & big time. God rly must luv dem.

Sained,
Teh Kitteh

Uz dugs mabe smatah, but we catz gots da ninja skilz.

U justa jellus we put da smakdwn on u.




Pee S We iz trane dem yung, 2

Here's something:



Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: The Cat Organ.

An unworthy, barbaric idea. But on the other hand, on the Web there are no Dog Organs that I can find, other than hearts and kidneys and stuff. I'm just sayin'.

what? a drawing?

Pink Floyd - Mademoiselle Nobs - Live Pompei

Dogs have long been a favourite subject of fine art, both musical and visual. There's the great Dogs singing Christmas Carols albums, the famous dogs playing poker painting. That painting has further spawned the great textiles such as dogs playing poker rugs and wall hangings found only at small exclusive single picnic table rest-stops off the beaten path hanging on ropes tied from tree to tree.

The cats will not be outdone. They have inspired works of serious art, such as the Duetto buffo di due gatti by Rossini. And if cholesterol-laden classics aren't good enough for ya, here's a most tasteful figurine suitable for any - and I mean any - décor, the "Bubble Fairy Cat":



Don't bother rubbing your eyes; it's real. A startling piece of genius, no?

Talk about genius:

Wow. That's genuinely creepy. I like it.

dwest wrote:Talk about genius:

....grateful ya didn't go with the swine mask....

It even needs a toenail trim. That is seriously strange.

I took my wife to see the Broadway touring company's performance of "Cats" this afternoon. In addition to being reminded in "Memories" of all the things that I used to be able to do but can't do now, I did learn that "Cats are not dogs". I already knew that, but it never hurts to be reminded of a basic reality.

Doug_Tipple wrote:I did learn that "Cats are not dogs". I already knew that, but it never hurts to be reminded of a basic reality.

Doug_Tipple wrote:I took my wife to see the Broadway touring company's performance of "Cats" this afternoon.

What price for a little knowledge....

thar's a man that's never met a musical that he liked...