Limerick game.. add the next line.

[Pammy]

There was a young gal who played whistle....

[mutepointe]

From wikipedia: A limerick is a five-line poem with a strict form (AABBA), which intends to be witty or humorous, and is sometimes obscene with humorous intent. It may have its roots in the 18th century Maigue Poets of Ireland[1], although the form can be found in England in the early years of the century[2]. It was popularized in English by Edward Lear in the 19th century.

There was a young gal who played whistle
Who kept rolling in fields of thistle

[BigDavy]

She thought it was rye grass


David

[emmline]

There was a young gal who played whistle....

While straddling an 80 pound missile

[mutepointe]

Now it's my turn to catch emm's fumble.

There was a young gal who played whistle
Who kept rolling in fields of thistle
She thought it was rye grass
Hand fed it to the jackass
While straddling an 80 pound missile

[emmline]

Now it's my turn to catch emm's fumble.

There was a young gal who played whistle
Who kept rolling in fields of thistle
She thought it was rye grass
Hand fed it to the jackass
While straddling an 80 pound missile

Good job! Now everyone knows I skim over posts.

[Pammy]

There was a young gal who played whistle....

Who sat upright as poised on a thistle
She thought it was grass
it prickled her ***
And it turned her soft skin to grizzle............bum bum

( I know, I am sorry)

New one new one...


There once was a cobbler named Ben......

[rhulsey]

who cobbled a shoe for a wren

[BrassBlower]

the shoe was so tiny...

[mutepointe]

it fit in the heinie

[Innocent Bystander]

And the bird said "I'll rate that a ten!"

[BrassBlower]

There once was a man from Nantucket....

Nope, let's try that again.

OK, here we go.

There once was a man named Dale Wisely...

[Pammy]

and we all thought he was miserly

( I only said it 'cos it rhymed. I haven't heard anything honest )

[mutepointe]

He hoarded all the chiff

[Innocent Bystander]

And lit up a spliff