Worst song ever, YouTube Edition

[Dale]

Maybe we've had this thread before. We've had all threads before.

Post YouTube video of your nominations for the worst song ever.

Here's mine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNf9BmZE6SE

[brewerpaul]

I'll see your Anka and raise you a Goldsboro...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59BZxgohr9g

[Dale]

I'll see your Anka and raise you a Goldsboro...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59BZxgohr9g

You're mine, Busman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmExAiCcaPk

[izzarina]

Maybe we've had this thread before. We've had all threads before.

Post YouTube video of your nominations for the worst song ever.

Here's mine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNf9BmZE6SE

DALE! A little warning on that one would have been very nice. I refuse to have that horribly icky song stuck in my head all night.

*note to self: the worst song ever thread is one to avoid at all costs....*

[Cork]

lol

On arriving there, I noticed the title as the clip was loading, and quickly hit the "Get-Me-Out-Of-Here-Now" button before hearing anything, a close call!

[cowtime]

Perhaps we need a rule that song titles must be posted? but then, that would only cause the song to instantly start up in our heads....

[Dale]

abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

[Denny]

abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

becoming kind of a running joke, innit!

[izzarina]

abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

Perhaps if you'd said that just a bit sooner, I wouldn't be humming Paul Anka right now...

[ketida]

Granted, your Anka, Goldsberg, and Reddy (or not!) clips are barf worthy...but here is my all time favorite puke-ahoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NCZ4l8FCFc
Just an addendum....the young men and women in the armed forces have my total respect....it's the policy I have a problem with. Ditto all the ribbon crap.

[brewerpaul]

Here's a new one, rocketing to the top with a bullet...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4e111lu ... re=related

I'm flabbergasted... in case you don't get it right away, say the title several times:
If You Seek Amy

If there was any doubt about Brittney's status as a Ho, this cements it!

[rhulsey]

It may be that the Bobby Goldsboro tune is the worst ever, but here's another sappy one from years past. Evidently there's no video of this guy, which maye be a good thing!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd9KeiqwzfI

[djm]

That whole teeny-bopper/bubble gummer/whatever type of sickeningly sugery tune has been around for decades. I could name you repulsive tunes right back to the 1950s (and YT would probably have them). You could go bulimic on the entire catalogue of The Osmonds or Lawrence Welk.

It is not a good path to follow. It is not a place your head wants to be.

djm

[crookedtune]

You're never too old to get love in your tummy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp1I0t_KoTM

[I.D.10-t]

I know this song has been mentioned in the past.
Captain and Tennille - Muskrat love

All subjective really. There are those that do not like Alice Cooper and he played on one of the best variety shows ever.

...and then there are songs sung by sock puppets.