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amar · Post by **amar** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:31 pm

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are sitting at a bar, each with
a beer in front of them. All of a sudden, three flies zoom in and land right
in each of the beers. The Englishman pushes his away in disgust, gets up,
and leaves. The Scotsman simply pulls the fly out, tosses it on the ground,
and continues drinking. The Irishman however, pulls his fly out and begins
beating it against the bar while shouting, "Give it back, give it back!!"

dubhlinn · Post by **dubhlinn** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:06 pm

Amar dude.....

Ye got that one arseways!

It was the Scotsman that demanded the return of that which he paid for, tight fisted git.

Go figure it out

Slan,
D.

SteveShaw · Post by **SteveShaw** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:21 pm

dubhlinn wrote:Amar dude.....

Ye got that one arseways!

It was the Scotsman that demanded the return of that which he paid for, tight fisted git.

Go figure it out

Slan,
D.

Don't rile Amar, mate! After all this time haven't ye worked out that he's a dyed-in-the-wool Scot-o-phile??

Steve

Chiffed · Post by **Chiffed** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:10 pm

Heard that one from a fellow from some gawdawful place called "jonagrrrrroots" or something like that. Yea, it was the Scot.

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:21 am

I heard it was the Scot, too...yelling
"Spit it oot ya wee basmati, spit it oot!"

Martin Milner · Post by **Martin Milner** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:58 am

The Englishman didn't leave because of the fly. The beer was cold.

What country was this in?

Flyingcursor · Post by **Flyingcursor** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:11 am

I was going to be foolish enough to make a Mr. T joke but I didn't want to be pitied.

jbarter · Post by **jbarter** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:29 am

Flyingcursor wrote:I was going to be foolish enough to make a Mr. T joke but I didn't want to be pitied.

Is cross-threading in any way related to cross-dressing?

Mitch · Post by **Mitch** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 7:57 am

Martin Milner wrote:The Englishman didn't leave because of the fly. The beer was cold.

What country was this in?

Ahhhm it musta been one of those countries where "warm beer" is only discussed via the big-white-telephone-to-god.

I.D.10-t · Post by **I.D.10-t** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:05 am

An American would have said “meh, what’s a little protein?” (or at least the ones I know.)

Mitch · Post by **Mitch** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:17 am

An Australian wouldn't have had a problem - by the time the fly got there his glass was empty.

I.D.10-t · Post by **I.D.10-t** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:27 am

So, do you think the Englishman is coming back? ‘Cuz if nobody else is going to drink the beer…

Martin Milner · Post by **Martin Milner** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:30 am

amar wrote:An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are sitting at a bar, each with a beer in front of them. All of a sudden, three flies zoom in and land right in each of the beers. The Englishman pushes his away in disgust, gets up, and leaves.

Could you tell me the rest of the joke again, Amar?

I just went out to feed the parking meter, and when I get back some bugger's gone and drunk my beer. Just when it was getting up to room temperature too.

Mitch · Post by **Mitch** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:42 am

Ah glad you're back - It's your shout

Charlene · Post by **Charlene** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:34 pm

I knew I had heard the Irish Rovers tell the joke in concert several thousand times, and tonight when I decided to watch their video "THe Irish Rovers Celebrate The First 30 years" (which is over 10 years old now), there's the late Jimmy Ferguson telling that joke, complete with sound effects.

Is that a long enough sentence or what?

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