Of the Irish beer jokes I have heard I like this one:
There was a big international beer conference and at the end of the day all of the representatives of the
major beer companies decide to have a drink in the hotel bar.
The representative of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud, the representative of 'Carlsberg' orders a Carlsberg,
the representative of 'Heineken' orders a Heineken and so on ....
When the barman asks the guy from Guiness what he wants, he has a quick look around before he replies
"I'll have a Coke"!
"Why don't you order a Guiness?" his colleagues reply.
"Naah. If you lads won't drink beer, then neither will I."
/MarcusR
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Someone emailed this with title " Panic in Ireland over Flooding".
Someone else sent this joke in response to a thread on identity and recognition:
Two guys are engaged in spirited conversation in a Dublin pub.
"Where are you from"?, says one.
"I'm from Cork", says the other.
" No kidding, I'm from Cork, too. Where did you live?" says one.
"I lived on Cavan Street", says the other.
"Hey, I lived on Cavan Street - where did you go to school?", says one.
"I'll be darned- I went to St Agnes School", says the other.
"GET OUT OF HERE! - I went to St Agnes, TOO!" says the one.
Just then a fellow walks in the pub and hails the bartender, "Hey Paddy, what's new?"
Paddy shrugs and nodding to the two at the end of the bar replies, "Nothin' new - the O'Brien twins are drunk again!"
Someone else sent this joke in response to a thread on identity and recognition:
Two guys are engaged in spirited conversation in a Dublin pub.
"Where are you from"?, says one.
"I'm from Cork", says the other.
" No kidding, I'm from Cork, too. Where did you live?" says one.
"I lived on Cavan Street", says the other.
"Hey, I lived on Cavan Street - where did you go to school?", says one.
"I'll be darned- I went to St Agnes School", says the other.
"GET OUT OF HERE! - I went to St Agnes, TOO!" says the one.
Just then a fellow walks in the pub and hails the bartender, "Hey Paddy, what's new?"
Paddy shrugs and nodding to the two at the end of the bar replies, "Nothin' new - the O'Brien twins are drunk again!"
Mike Wright
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