Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Post by Tak_the_whistler »

Another game here. You state why, and then ask a following person the same question.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?

A. Because of WhOA.

and so on. So, why did the chicken cross the road?
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A:To show the opossum it could be done.
Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
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To prove to the armadillo it could be done.

Why did the armadillo cross the road?

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P.S. Alcona and I simulposted. Great minds think alike! :D
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peeplj wrote:Great minds think alike!
Small ones seldom differ. :P

I hope no-one double posts this with me.
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Because it didn't have a choice in the matter, thanks to a time honored and classic joke. :D
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Post by Alcona »

P.S. Alcona and I simulposted. Great minds think alike!
Small ones seldom differ.
So, since our posts were alike yet differ..... :P
Average sounds ok to me :wink:
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
So Charlie Parker could have dinner (and a new nickname).

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Giles: "We few, we happy few."
Spike: "We band of buggered."
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To see his flat-mate

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Post by missy »

to prove to the:
turtle
skunk
possum
etc.
that it COULD be done

Why did the chicken cross the road?
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A: Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.

Q: Why does it hurt when I pee?
I'd rather be atop the foothills than beneath them.
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djm wrote:A: Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.

Q: Why does it hurt when I pee?
A: Because you've got a chicken stapled to your punk rocker.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Giles: "We few, we happy few."
Spike: "We band of buggered."
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djm wrote:
Q: Why does it hurt when I pee?

Aaaaaah, vintage Zappa! :D
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Post by djm »

JES wins! Not hard to see why they made you a moderator. ;)

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Post by Tommy »

Why did the chicken cross the road sounds like it needs an essay answer.
Perhaps, Bloomfield should take it. Or could you make it multiple choice or true-false?


Why did the chicken cross the road? :boggle:
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Giles: "We few, we happy few."
Spike: "We band of buggered."
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