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Dale.....Is that skin real?

missy wrote:<<<<pokes head in>>>>
<<<<looks at watch>>>>
<<<<yep, after 1:oopm>>>>

WELCOME BACK EVERYONE!!!!

Have one on me..........

(wiping mouth and setting empty down)

Thanks! I needed that!

Cynth wrote:RUN, LAMBY, RUN!!!!

You know, the board was down for a few hours today and what do I find when I come back . . . but more threats upon my person.

Rest assured, Cynth, that all four of my zaftig extremities are attached and will remain attached.

No more scampering away from the depredations of the ill-mannered. No more pretending not to mind seeing graphic representations of herself on dinner plates. In short, no more Ms. Nice Lamb.

Lest you chortle with disbelief and drag out yet another tasteless set of cutlery, let me remind you that this little Lamby knows very well how to use semiautomatic weapons. And has for some time now. Persist in your threats and you may get to find out up close and personal if there is a little something extra tucked in her flute case.

Well, I don't know about you, but I feel much better now that I've made full disclosure.

Cynth, care to share a nice pot of tea with me?

Cynth wrote:Dale.....Is that skin real?

I didn't want to say anything, but it's kind of creeping me out!

[And, yes, I loved that thing on the Emperor Penguins! I like all sorts of animal-related documentaries. Well, except for the scary parts. ]

Cynth wrote:Dale.....Is that skin real?

I believe Sigorny Weaver's skin is dripping with Alien spit in that photo... I mean, whistle spit.

Joseph E. Smith wrote:

Cynth wrote:Dale.....Is that skin real?

I believe Sigorny Weaver's skin is dripping with Alien spit in that photo... I mean, whistle spit.

Thanks for getting the cultural reference.

Lambchop wrote:No more scampering away from the depredations of the ill-mannered. No more pretending not to mind seeing graphic representations of herself on dinner plates. In short, no more Ms. Nice Lamb.

Lest you chortle with disbelief and drag out yet another tasteless set of cutlery, let me remind you that this little Lamby knows very well how to use semiautomatic weapons. And has for some time now. Persist in your threats and you may get to find out up close and personal if there is a little something extra tucked in her flute case.

jsluder wrote:

Lambchop wrote:No more scampering away from the depredations of the ill-mannered. No more pretending not to mind seeing graphic representations of herself on dinner plates. In short, no more Ms. Nice Lamb.

Lest you chortle with disbelief and drag out yet another tasteless set of cutlery, let me remind you that this little Lamby knows very well how to use semiautomatic weapons. And has for some time now. Persist in your threats and you may get to find out up close and personal if there is a little something extra tucked in her flute case.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeekkk! Runnnnn! It's LAMBO!!!!!!

DaleWisely wrote:

Joseph E. Smith wrote:

Cynth wrote:Dale.....Is that skin real?

I believe Sigorny Weaver's skin is dripping with Alien spit in that photo... I mean, whistle spit.

Thanks for getting the cultural reference.

... cultural reference is yet one of my other middle names.

DaleWiswely wrote:

Joseph E. Smith wrote:

Cynth wrote:
Dale.....Is that skin real?

I believe Sigorny Weaver's skin is dripping with Alien spit in that photo... I mean, whistle spit.

Thanks for getting the cultural reference.

Oh. Okay. Hmmm. There is a deep meaning here. I guess.


slude dude, that is Lamby
with her new ukelele!
Apparently you missed the
announcement that, as a precaution,
we are all to take up the uke. She has chosen the lovely TRIUMPH triangular machine head tenor ukulele(TR400).
I would love to join you for tea, Lamby. It will be so nice to feel safe!

Cynth wrote:

DaleWiswely wrote:

Joseph E. Smith wrote:
I believe Sigorny Weaver's skin is dripping with Alien spit in that photo... I mean, whistle spit.

Thanks for getting the cultural reference.

Oh. Okay. Hmmm. There is a deep meaning here. I guess.


slude dude, that is Lamby
with her new ukelele!
Apparently you missed the
announcement that, as a precaution,
we are all to take up the uke. She has chosen the lovely TRIUMPH triangular machine head tenor ukulele(TR400).

Yowza! I want one of those! What FUN!

Thanks for the artistic likeness, Slude! It captures my essence, I think! Quite charming! Mmmm hmmm.

Cynth wrote: I would love to join you for tea, Lamby. It will be so nice to feel safe!

We'll have some nice tea cakes, as well. It's so pleasantly quiet in here now.

Pass the bore oil, would you?