Another compelling argument for a total ban.
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Another compelling argument for a total ban.
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Re: Another compelling argument for a total ban.
Needs a suppressor....
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I teleported home one night
With Ron and Sid and Meg.
Ron stole Meggie's heart away
And I got Sidney's leg.
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'Bundinn er bátlaus maðu'.
With Ron and Sid and Meg.
Ron stole Meggie's heart away
And I got Sidney's leg.
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'Bundinn er bátlaus maðu'.
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Re: Another compelling argument for a total ban.
Aside from a wood chipper, what would be useful?
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Re: Another compelling argument for a total ban.
Could be worse. Could be a viola.
Here's tae us--
Wha's like us?
Damn few--
And they're a' deid--
Mair's the pity.
Wha's like us?
Damn few--
And they're a' deid--
Mair's the pity.
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Re: Another compelling argument for a total ban.
A claw hammer, for its poetic justice. And the visceral satisfaction.
I've heard it said that violas really aren't larger, but that those who play them just have smaller heads.
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Re: Another compelling argument for a total ban.
Since violists are the current object of derision, here's two viola jokes told to me by two well known orchestral conductors (not saying who, but you'd likely recognize the names):Nanohedron wrote: ↑Thu Jul 14, 2022 6:51 pmA claw hammer, for its poetic justice. And the visceral satisfaction.
I've heard it said that violas really aren't larger, but that those who play them just have smaller heads.
1 - What's the difference between a viola and a coffin? With the coffin, the dead person is inside...
2 - So young, and already a violist.
I've performed in small and large ensembles with some fantastic violists, and I can tell you if the sound is bad, it ain't the instrument, it's the driver.
dave boling
I teleported home one night
With Ron and Sid and Meg.
Ron stole Meggie's heart away
And I got Sidney's leg.
-- Douglas Adams
'Bundinn er bátlaus maðu'.
With Ron and Sid and Meg.
Ron stole Meggie's heart away
And I got Sidney's leg.
-- Douglas Adams
'Bundinn er bátlaus maðu'.
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Re: Another compelling argument for a total ban.
Frank Zappa said that many rock bass playersdaveboling wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 9:01 amSince violists are the current object of derision, here's two viola jokes told to me by two well known orchestral conductors (not saying who, but you'd likely recognize the names):Nanohedron wrote: ↑Thu Jul 14, 2022 6:51 pmA claw hammer, for its poetic justice. And the visceral satisfaction.
I've heard it said that violas really aren't larger, but that those who play them just have smaller heads.
1 - What's the difference between a viola and a coffin? With the coffin, the dead person is inside...
2 - So young, and already a violist.
I've performed in small and large ensembles with some fantastic violists, and I can tell you if the sound is bad, it ain't the instrument, it's the driver.
dave boling
are failed guitarists. It just might be the analog
in the bowed world, although a violinist who
plays viola usually can get more gigs.
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Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love.
Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Re: Another compelling argument for a total ban.
Information is not knowledge.
Knowledge is not wisdom.
Wisdom is not truth.
Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love.
Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Knowledge is not wisdom.
Wisdom is not truth.
Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love.
Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Re: Another compelling argument for a total ban.
Ah viola jokes. I do like them. Here's two of my favourites:
1 How do you know when the people outside the door are viola players? They can't find the key and they don't know where to come in.
... and my favourite of all:
2 What's the best make of viola mute? Smith and Wesson.
1 How do you know when the people outside the door are viola players? They can't find the key and they don't know where to come in.
... and my favourite of all:
2 What's the best make of viola mute? Smith and Wesson.
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Re: Another compelling argument for a total ban.
I know an ITM banjoist who likes to sit next to accordionists, with this rationale: "It makes the banjo sound almost delicate."
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Re: Another compelling argument for a total ban.
My favorite viola joke is:
Why is a viola called 'bratsche' in German?
Because that's the sound it makes when you sit on it.
(Yes, I double on viola.)
Why is a viola called 'bratsche' in German?
Because that's the sound it makes when you sit on it.
(Yes, I double on viola.)
Here's tae us--
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And they're a' deid--
Mair's the pity.
Wha's like us?
Damn few--
And they're a' deid--
Mair's the pity.