Re: Have you been abducted by aliens?
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 2:57 pm
Is it true that the first thing on the a agenda when you are abducted by aliens is anal probeing ?
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Re: Have you been abducted by aliens?
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:54 pm
Only if you bought the deluxe package.
Re: Have you been abducted by aliens?
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 9:51 pm
Aliens, yes.
Abducted, no.
I knew they would not turn away
someone who went to them so gladly.
Abducted, no.
I knew they would not turn away
someone who went to them so gladly.
Re: Have you been abducted by aliens?
Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 7:25 am
ET is going to kill us all 'cause you ain't recycling 'nough.
http://www.theonion.com/
This should have come from the Onion!Aliens may destroy humanity to protect other civilisations, say scientists
Watching from afar, extraterrestrial beings might view changes in Earth's atmosphere as symptomatic of a civilisation growing out of control – and take drastic action to keep us from becoming a more serious threat, the researchers explain.
http://www.theonion.com/
Re: Have you been abducted by aliens?
Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 4:38 pm
If you wear a tinfoil hat, you won't get abducted. It's a well known fact....and why I have a whole collection of them to go with each of my outfits.
Re: Have you been abducted by aliens?
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:09 am
As a side benefit, the government can't send you secret mind control transmissions!izzarina wrote:If you wear a tinfoil hat, you won't get abducted. It's a well known fact....and why I have a whole collection of them to go with each of my outfits.
Win-win!!
(Its my firm opinion that the Aliens and the Govenrment are in on all conspiracies.
You remeber what happened to JFK? How much proof do you need?!?!)
Re: Have you been abducted by aliens?
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:13 am
How do you mean "the Aliens AND the Government"?maki wrote:As a side benefit, the government can't send you secret mind control transmissions!izzarina wrote:If you wear a tinfoil hat, you won't get abducted. It's a well known fact....and why I have a whole collection of them to go with each of my outfits.
Win-win!!
(Its my firm opinion that the Aliens and the Govenrment are in on all conspiracies.
You remeber what happened to JFK? How much proof do you need?!?!)
[I have my tinfoil hat on right now, so it's no use, you can't get me.]
Re: Have you been abducted by aliens?
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:18 am
I wanna see the outfits that go with "Moe from the Three Stooges" hat and the Shriners hat.izzarina wrote:If you wear a tinfoil hat, you won't get abducted. It's a well known fact....and why I have a whole collection of them to go with each of my outfits.
Re: Have you been abducted by aliens?
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:45 am
And the little tinfoil car?mutepointe wrote:I wanna see the outfits that go with... ...the Shriners hat.
Re: Have you been abducted by aliens?
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 11:40 am
does seem to be indistinguishable from here...benhall.1 wrote:How do you mean "the Aliens AND the Government"?maki wrote:As a side benefit, the government can't send you secret mind control transmissions!izzarina wrote:If you wear a tinfoil hat, you won't get abducted. It's a well known fact....and why I have a whole collection of them to go with each of my outfits.
Win-win!!
(Its my firm opinion that the Aliens and the Govenrment are in on all conspiracies.
You remeber what happened to JFK? How much proof do you need?!?!)
[I have my tinfoil hat on right now, so it's no use, you can't get me.]
Re: Have you been abducted by aliens?
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 1:37 pm
I like the tinfoil Kippeh. I might even make one. The Fez is going too far. Although... what about a tinfoil kefiyeh? It would protect you from sandstorms, too!
Re: Have you been abducted by aliens?
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 2:14 pm
I like the fez. 
But a keffiyeh? C'mon, people. If we're gonna go there with the drapey stuff, let's at least get stylish:
Never mind the lady. Guys can wear 'em too. You, too, can look like you got kicked out of the New York Dolls.
But a keffiyeh? C'mon, people. If we're gonna go there with the drapey stuff, let's at least get stylish:Never mind the lady. Guys can wear 'em too. You, too, can look like you got kicked out of the New York Dolls.
Re: Have you been abducted by aliens?
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 2:32 pm
I asked myself the question, "Couldn't Nano have found a site called 'tinfoilhats4u'?" So I looked. It's not there. A market opportunity for someone if ever there was one. I won't ask all that big a percentage for having the idea ...
Re: Have you been abducted by aliens?
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 2:41 pm
Of course it's not "there". I mean, for all intents and purposes. One must dig deeper. What's the point of cloaking and subterfuge if you're bleating it to all the world?benhall.1 wrote:So I looked. It's not there.
Re: Have you been abducted by aliens?
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 3:09 pm
Ah. Nudge nudge. Mum's the word.Nanohedron wrote:Of course it's not "there". I mean, for all intents and purposes. One must dig deeper. What's the point of cloaking and subterfuge if you're bleating it to all the world?benhall.1 wrote:So I looked. It's not there.
