Amars Tattoo

Lambchop · Post by **Lambchop** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 7:48 pm

Cynth wrote:You know, I never thought to try that. It sounds like quite a good idea. I often use detergent, which I know is too harsh and which strips too much of the oils out of wool.

You can oil it again. A few drops of mineral oil in a sink of water . . . squeeze through until evenly distributed. If it's a delicate woolen, so that you don't want it to be "oily," mix a few drops of mineral oil in with the shampoo and water. As you wash the garment, it will restore the oils.

Joseph E. Smith · Post by **Joseph E. Smith** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 8:01 pm

Lambchop wrote:Besides, I thought only male lambs . . . got invited to Sunday dinner. Girl lambs are sweet and cuddly and . . . better at other things.

... I sense a bad 'sheep joke' on the verge of happening. See how your tatoo has driven us to stoop to this awful level of humor in poor taste (...except the rack of lamb, yummy!) Amar?

amar · Post by **amar** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:54 pm

this is a good thread-hijack!

Lambchop · Post by **Lambchop** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:29 am

Joseph E. Smith wrote: ... I sense a bad 'sheep joke' on the verge of happening. See how your tatoo has driven us to stoop to this awful level of humor in poor taste (...except the rack of lamb, yummy!) Amar?

Sheep jokes? Sheep jokes?

What could there be about sheep to joke about? Insult to injury . . . first you threaten to eat me and then you threaten me with . . . jokes!

The indignity of it all . . . sniff.

Sigh. Well, Joseph, I suppose if there were anything to joke about, you'd know all about it, being as how you're in the veterinary industry. First-hand experience, no doubt.

Joseph E. Smith · Post by **Joseph E. Smith** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:19 am

Lambchop wrote:Sigh. Well, Joseph, I suppose if there were anything to joke about, you'd know all about it, being as how you're in the veterinary industry. First-hand experience, no doubt.

... one would think so, but I learned all of the sheep jokes I know from sitting at the corner of a bar.

jsluder · Post by **jsluder** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:59 am

Joseph E. Smith wrote:
Lambchop wrote:Sigh. Well, Joseph, I suppose if there were anything to joke about, you'd know all about it, being as how you're in the veterinary industry. First-hand experience, no doubt.
... one would think so, but I learned all of the sheep jokes I know from sitting at the corner of a bar.

I know a few sheep jokes, but they're all derogatory to Aggies (Texas A&M) and not fit for a family forum.

Ooh, wait! Here's one for Nano...

"Minnesota: Where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous."

missy · Post by **missy** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:08 am

jsluder wrote:
"Minnesota: Where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous."

Funny - I heard that as North Carolina..............
running.......dodging thrown objects............

jbarter · Post by **jbarter** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:16 am

missy wrote:jsluder wrote:
"Minnesota: Where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous."

Funny - I heard that as North Carolina..............

Over here they get told about the Principality just to the west of England. Which reminds me, where is Perrins57 all of a sudden? Seems to have lost interest in this thread for some reason.

amar · Post by **amar** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:21 am

i'm sure you all know the joke with highlanders, sheep, cliffs...and so on...

jbarter · Post by **jbarter** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:23 am

amar wrote:i'm sure you all know the joke with highlanders, sheep, cliffs...and so on...

Joke? I thought that was a history lesson.

I.D.10-t · Post by **I.D.10-t** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:16 am

….and why is it that light red get’s own name “pink” when light green, light purple, light blue and yellow do not?

jbarter · Post by **jbarter** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:28 am

I.D.10-t wrote:….and why is it that light red get’s own name “pink” when light green, light purple, light blue and yellow do not?

light green = dron, light purple = parn, light blue = flad, and light yellow = fren. I thought everybody knew that.

Any more things you want a sound for?

Lambchop · Post by **Lambchop** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:21 am

I.D.10-t wrote:….and why is it that light red get’s own name “pink” when light green, light purple, light blue and yellow do not?

Pink is more a tint of red than it is just light red. You don't get pink by just decreasing the amount of red, but by adding white, hence, a "tint.' Pink isn't light red, therefore. Not really. I don't think.

The corresponding tint of purple is lavender. The tint of blue is baby blue. The tint of yellow is butter (or baby yellow) The tint of green is . . . umm . . . celery, mint (although it pains me to use that word), or baby green.

Joseph E. Smith · Post by **Joseph E. Smith** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:26 am

Lambchop wrote: The tint of green is . . . umm . . . celery, mint (although it pains me to use that word), or baby green.

... or that favorite from the 60's and 70's........ avacado.

jsluder · Post by **jsluder** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:28 am

Joseph E. Smith wrote:
Lambchop wrote: The tint of green is . . . umm . . . celery, mint (although it pains me to use that word), or baby green.
... or that favorite from the 60's and 70's........ avacado.

Otherwise known as "baby puke green".

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