The Evil Deed Thread

[izzarina]

Surely you jest .... don't call me Shirley

noobs.....

Shirley's a noob??? I'm totally confused now, Denny.

[Denny]

Surely you jest .... don't call me Shirley

noobs.....

Shirley's a noob??? I'm totally confused now, Denny.

it's a start!

[djm]

We don't say nothing.

Today I interupted someone else's story to point out a double negative.

djm

[Innocent Bystander]

I just persist in being, gloriously, myself.

That pisses everybody off, or so it seems.

[izzarina]

Surely you jest .... don't call me Shirley

noobs.....

Shirley's a noob??? I'm totally confused now, Denny.

it's a start!

It's a start that I'm conufsed? No...I'm always confused. It would be a start if I weren't.

[BrassBlower]

One thing I like to do just to be annoying is stand by my car in a crowded parking lot and put my groceries away as s-l-o-w-l-y as possible, especially when there's someone obviously sitting there waiting for me to leave.

My wife tells me to quit that or I'll get my @$$ kicked, but so far the worst that's happened has been someone honking, saying words that rhyme with "duck", and flashing half a peace sign.

And that was the SECOND person in line, not the first.

[jkwest]

oh wait..nm...you said "Evil Deed"...

carry on...

[McRick]

Have you ever tried to do a good deed but it turned out evil?

Yesterday I was trying to help a coworker, who's a petite woman, load a heavy box into the back of a pickup. Here was my chance to score some points and show her what a thoughtful guy I am. She was already trying to lift it over the top of the tailgate before I reached the truck, so as she was lifting it I tried to quickly open the tailgate so she wouldn't have to lift so high. But the tailgate was stuck and I had to really yank on it. Well, it flew open and whacked her hard on the arm. I know it had to hurt like hell. Even I cringed. She gave me such a hurt look, as if she couldn't understand how men could be so cruel to women.

I apologized profusely, but it was obvious that I had lost big points.

My apology was sincere, so why am I now laughing about the whole thing?

EVIL I tells ya, EEEEEEVILLLL.

[mutepointe]

Have you ever done an Evil Deed and made it look like a Good Deed? I had a boss who was always dieting. When she would get on my last nerve, I would put Peppermint Patties (her favorite) in her candy dish on her desk. She knew what I was doing.

[jileha]

Have you ever done an Evil Deed and made it look like a Good Deed? I had a boss who was always dieting. When she would get on my last nerve, I would put Peppermint Patties (her favorite) in her candy dish on her desk. She knew what I was doing.

Yes. It was the one and only time that I was deliberately mean to another person. Boy, did that feel good!

Back in my student days I had a roommate who had gotten quite a bit on my nerves towards the end.
I had this gigantic, rather shabby sofa I wanted to get rid of when we were both moving at the end of the year. Since it was also extremely heavy I was happy to give it away for free to anyone willing to pick it up, and I had already found someone interested. I paid 10 bucks for it initially; that should give you some idea of its condition.

I told my roommate that I had found somebody willing to pay me 50 bucks for it, but that I thought it only fair to give her first right of refusal, and for good old time's sake, she could have it for only 40 bucks. She gladly and thankfully accepted my offer! She and her boyfriend were sweating and cursing quite a bit while trying to move that darn thing down the stairs!

Killing them softly with kindness...

[The Weekenders]

Yeah, I love Bruce Campbell. He's great on Burn Notice!!! My son went and saw him live, introducing his movie and fielding questions from the crowd over the holiday break in Berserkely.

[MTGuru]

Yeah, I love Bruce Campbell. He's great on Burn Notice!!!

(Slight hijack ...) You've discovered my secret pleasure, Weeks. Burn Notice is a great show. I haven't missed an episode.

[cowtime]

We don't say nothing.

Today I interupted someone else's story to point out a double negative.

djm

It's a semi-quote from Brer Rabbit and de Tar Baby. I replaced "he" as it would be in the exact quote, with "we".

I'm a fan of Uncle Remus stories.

[djm]

Whoa! Are we movin' too slow?
Have you seen us, Uncle Remus?
We look pretty sharp in these clothes,
Except when we're sprayed with a hose.
It ain't bad in the day
When they spray it your way,
'Cept in the winter when it's froze.
And it's hard when it hits
On your nose.

- Zappa

djm

[cowtime]

Whoa! Are we movin' too slow?
Have you seen us, Uncle Remus?
We look pretty sharp in these clothes,
Except when we're sprayed with a hose.
It ain't bad in the day
When they spray it your way,
'Cept in the winter when it's froze.
And it's hard when it hits
On your nose.

- Zappa

djm