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dubhlinn wrote::lol:

Bit of a learning curve then....nothing good comes easy.

Slan,
D. :wink:
Hey, as long as you have a job that won't be impacted when you bust your wrist or snap a collar bone. A buddy of mine did that on a Mountain Bike Ride we were on a few years back - landed wrong coming off a jump and shattered his collar bone - sharp edges trying to poke through the skin and all - "can you say compound fracture, sure ya can." Not a pretty sight. He missed a 8-10 weeks of work, and still has a big ole' lump, where the bone didn't heal properly, to show for it. Nice.


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But can he ride a Uni?

Joking aside, the damage can be serious and life changing.

But the feeling..ah now..that is priceless.

Mid air, 'nads on the line..moments of sheer ecstacy..for a moment or two.

The back down to the trail..mundane.

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Loren wrote:
dubhlinn wrote::boggle: :boggle:

Serious 'nads there.

I looked out of my 17th floor window one evening, back about ten years now, and this kid was unicycling up the road. Not a bother on the guy, just going along minding his own business.
I went down around the Town the next day hoping to see a poster or something advertising a Circus..or a Carnaval.

Nope, nothing.

To this day I wonder just what that kid was all about. Never seen or heard anything at all in these parts to suggest the presence of a Unicycle.


I'd have a go at one..anytime

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Perhaps seeing a few wipeouts will dissuade you :twisted: http://www.sykoproductions.com/U2trailer.mov
Wow! and Ow! Never saw anything like that before!
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dubhlinn wrote:But can he ride a Uni?

Joking aside, the damage can be serious and life changing.

But the feeling..ah now..that is priceless.

Mid air, 'nads on the line..moments of sheer ecstacy..for a moment or two.

The back down to the trail..mundane.

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Yeah, you're right, that's why I mountain bike, rock climb, and date women that I should know better than to get involved with :lol:

Okay then D., sounds like you're a real adrenalin junkie then, so I'm thinking you should just skip that nancy boy Mountain Unicycling and go right to something like this - No ropes, no nets, and your 'nads will be 400 feet off the deck. Warning kids do NOT try this at home. Er, well, better at home than Yosemite.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/fastrockclimb.html


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Wasn't that a Heinken advert?

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dubhlinn wrote:Wasn't that a Heinken advert?

Slan,
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I dunno was it? Must have put a crimp in the advertising campaign when the guy was killed trying another stunt later.

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Quicktime won't never work for me, but I can't figure out why.
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Loren wrote:
dubhlinn wrote:Wasn't that a Heinken advert?

Slan,
D, :wink:


I dunno was it? Must have put a crimp in the advertising campaign when the guy was killed trying another stunt later.

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Maybe not..but I have seen that before .
serious climbing involved...some serious camera angles as well.

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Cranberry wrote:Quicktime won't never work for me, but I can't figure out why.

Hmm, that's too bad. I originally tried to find a WMP version, but couldn't so settled on that sorry quality quicktime version.

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dubhlinn wrote: Maybe not..but I have seen that before .
serious climbing involved..

D.
Eh, by today's standards that's a very easy climb, rated 5.7 as I recall. Not difficult at all really, however free soloing it at that speed certainly makes it serious - you slip and......well, that's it. It's ironic that the guy later died while trusting his life to a rope - albeit in an ill advised stunt.

Dan Osman, RIP.


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R.I.P. indeed.

One serious guy.

I've often wondered about the motivation for such stunts - for want of a better word.

Your life on the line at every given moment. The Rush must be awesome.
I get all the Rush I can deal with getting to the last part of the Foxhunters reel... when I get to play with the high Gs it all becomes very daring.

Push it out to it's limits...then bring it around again.

Once more with feeling..
Does me.


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It's funny what people think is "too dangerous". I've known skydivers who would never go down into a cave and cavers who think only lunatics get out of a perfectly good airplane before it lands. (I've done both albeit only a few times each. Skydiving is scarier until the 'chute opens but it is an awesome rush.) They all agree that bungee jumpers have a death wish.

I had a friend in high school who was a pilot - almost joined the Air Force during the Viet Nam war, but they wouldn't promise him "fixed wing". Combat or no, he just thought that helicopters were too dangerous to fly.

To me, speed free climbing is Russian roulette - it's just a matter of time. I know they rehearse the climb with ropes and work out all the moves in advance, but there would be no point to the whole exercise unless there is at least a possibility of screwing up.

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Random notes wrote:To me, speed free climbing is.....
Just for the record, because all non-climbers get this wrong (so don't take offense) "Free Climbing" and "Free Soloing" are not the same:

"Free Solo: To climb with no protective devices whatsoever, relying solely on strength, agility, technique and an ability to accept or ignore the consequences of long falls from high places."

This is what you see in the video I posted.

"Free Climbing: To ascend steep rock without recourse to artificial aids, using only the hands and feet to propel oneself upward. (Although ropes and anchoring devices are employed for protection, they are not used to bear the weight of the climber or for upward progress.)"

Why the term "Free" then? Back in the day, much of the rock climbing was done using "Aid" techniques - the use of hardware and/or mechanical devices to assist in traversing sections of the rock that were, at the time, deemed "unclimbable" using just one's body parts alone. Over time, as climbers improved, physically, technique wise, mentally, and as new technologies, like the soft sticky rubber sole shoe/boot appeared (EB's!), rock climbers were able to "Free up" many of these difficult sections and start climbing them without the use of "aid". Around this time the term "Free Climb" was established to differentiate between sections, or entire climbs, that could be climbed without "aid" and those where some form of actual hardware/mechanical intervention was required for anything other than safety back-up.

The term "Free Soloing" seems to have been coined around the same time, and certainly became most well known when one John Bachar showed up and started climbing many (difficult) routes all over Yosemite alone, unroped, with nothing but his climbing shoes, shorts, chalk bag, and as Dub would say, 'Nads. :lol: Many folks thought he was nuts, but John made a point of being honest with himeself, and staying within his limits - he climbed with zen like concentration and focus. To quote John: "The most important thing is to be honest with yourself as a climber. You can fool all sorts of people once you're off the route, but the important thing is not to fool yourself on the route. You can't let your desire get in the way." John is legendary in the world of climbing, one of the true giants.

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Post by Kevin L. Rietmann »

On the subject of unconventional cycling, in downtown Portland I've seen a dude on a penny farthing bicycle rushing downhill in the middle of morning traffic.

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There's also the odd unicyclist about.
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That's just a unicycle with a training wheel.

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