Musical Jokes

IDAwHOa · Post by **IDAwHOa** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 9:25 am

OK, I stole Dana's idea from the PW board . . . .

http://praisewhistlers.com/PWBoard/viewtopic.php?t=372

. . . . and brought my post over here.

Enjoy and add....

http://www.geocities.com/Vienna/Choir/4401/jokes.html

http://www.hotsound.com/jokes.html

http://www.mit.edu:8001/people/jcb/othe ... jokes.html

http://www.ducksdeluxe.com/jokes.html

Ah heck, there are a bunch more links here:

http://www.metacrawler.com/info.metac.t ... an%2Bjokes

I did NOT screen all of the pages. I take no responsibility for any off color jokes that MAY be there (I did not see any though).

GaryKelly · Post by **GaryKelly** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 9:27 am

David Hasselhoff.

Flyingcursor · Post by **Flyingcursor** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 9:31 am

Gary wins.

IDAwHOa · Post by **IDAwHOa** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:43 am

Not too sure I get it Gary, but I think that $62.36 for a CD by him is a joke!!!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/offer- ... dition=all

Zubivka · Post by **Zubivka** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 4:13 am

Mozart did at least one good practical joke: K617

Dana · Post by **Dana** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 5:33 am

Zubivka wrote:Mozart did at least one good practical joke: K617

Have you ever seen Mozart's Table Music for 2? You sit across from each other at the table and play the same part. One person reads the part upside-down. It actually works very well.

Dana

Zubivka · Post by **Zubivka** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 4:01 pm

dhigbee wrote:
Zubivka wrote:Mozart did at least one good practical joke: K617
Have you ever seen Mozart's Table Music for 2? You sit across from each other at the table and play the same part. One person reads the part upside-down. It actually works very well.

Dana

So I did play it safe saying "at least"... Any chance you know the K-figger, or just the full zoological name (the one in pig-latin

) for your "T. for 2" ? Seems like fun!

Bloomfield · Post by **Bloomfield** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:50 pm

Flyingcursor · Post by **Flyingcursor** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 6:30 am

Bloomfield wrote:

I didn't know you were from North Carolina!!
And there's a little...um..."crack" showing in that picture. You might want do a little photoshop. :roll:

That reminds me of my last trip to Georgia. At a flea market I found a beautiful painting of an old gas station. The kind with the old ringing pumps. In front of the building stood one of those old pop/soda refrigerators selling Pepsi. The artist had done an excellent job of conveying a sultry summer night in the south. I told the proprieter how much I liked it and asked him why he only wanted $45 for it. He said because of the Pepsi cooler. People in Marietta wouldn't buy it!

I couldn't buy it cause I didn't have room in my car to haul it.

Dana · Post by **Dana** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 1:28 pm

Zubivka wrote:
dhigbee wrote:
Zubivka wrote:Mozart did at least one good practical joke: K617
Have you ever seen Mozart's Table Music for 2? You sit across from each other at the table and play the same part. One person reads the part upside-down. It actually works very well.

Dana
So I did play it safe saying "at least"... Any chance you know the K-figger, or just the full zoological name (the one in pig-latin ) for your "T. for 2" ? Seems like fun!

I found it on the net under "Der Spiegel Duet", or the mirror duet. It's attributed to Mozart, but there's no proof.

Dana

glauber · Post by **glauber** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:33 pm

Bach has one of those in the Musical Offering. It's sometimes called "crab cannon".

lonewhistler · Post by **lonewhistler** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 11:52 am

How do you get a drummer to start practing?
Start tuning your guitar.

Dana · Post by **Dana** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 12:17 pm

lonewhistler wrote:How do you get a drummer to start practing?
Start tuning your guitar.

What I want to know is, how do you get a drummer to stop practicing?

Dana

dubhlinn · Post by **dubhlinn** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 12:43 pm

dhigbee wrote:
lonewhistler wrote:How do you get a drummer to start practing?
Start tuning your guitar.
What I want to know is, how do you get a drummer to stop practicing?

Dana

Tell him you've got a gig.....?

Slan,
D.

Zubivka · Post by **Zubivka** » Tue Nov 16, 2004 3:56 am

glauber wrote:Bach has one of those in the Musical Offering. It's sometimes called "crab cannon".

Talking of which, though it's not a cannon but rather a fugue (in more than one sense), do you know

the Blight of The Fumblebee by G. Mulligan + P. Desmond?