OT Poll: I'm Running for President

missy · Post by **missy** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 12:55 pm

Hey - wait a minute here - remember I play dulcimer, too!!! I think that I would make the better VP!!! Lots more instruments to share!!!!

Missy

BrassBlower · Post by **BrassBlower** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 1:05 pm

missy wrote:Hey - wait a minute here - remember I play dulcimer, too!!! I think that I would make the better VP!!! Lots more instruments to share!!!!

Missy

OK, Missy, I'll name you Secretary of Defense. Heaven know we need to defend ourselves against those hot-headed terroristic ice borers!

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/af_1995.html

missy · Post by **missy** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 2:10 pm

I accept! It's better than being Secretary of Offensive, which is what I'm usually accuse of!!!!

Missy (S.O.D.)

fancypiper · Post by **fancypiper** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 2:43 pm

I nominate Royce for Secretary of Offense..He does dabble in GHB, right?

Zubivka · Post by **Zubivka** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 5:39 pm

fancypiper wrote:

oops. Be serious, now, focus. Running for office y'know. Don't need to alienate pipers, even Hooligan pipers. They've had a tough youth. Note: hafta collect garbage in those neighbourhoods.

Bloomfield · Post by **Bloomfield** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 6:22 pm

OK. So who are the jokers voting for me?!? Eh? I don't take kindly to nonsense of that sort, and I just want everyone of you jokers to know that if I am elected, you'll be the first to undergo the new program called Re-EduCation of Radicals and Dummies for Enhanced Reasonableness (RECORDER).

So think about that, you jokers.

Chuck_Clark · Post by **Chuck_Clark** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 7:23 pm

None of the above...

I place in nomination the name of a great, if occasionally confusing, lister, a man of obviously impressive though greatly verbose communications skills, and one who will be able to articulate your platform in such minute detail that with him as your speech writer you'll win every debate by default (and not letting he other guy get a word in).

I give you that great American lister.....

Jim Stone

The Weekenders · Post by **The Weekenders** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:05 pm

I already got a nice shiny audit lined up for Moore and Franken...whoops, wrong country.

Zubivka · Post by **Zubivka** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 2:34 am

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This sushi was good,
but I most appreciate your gift of the national costume.
You can count on me for an equal tux policy!

Huddled, we'll win.
Thank you for your warm support. »

Walden · Post by **Walden** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 5:08 am

GaryKelly · Post by **GaryKelly** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 6:58 am

Zubivka · Post by **Zubivka** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 8:57 am

Stoopid Eenglish pinguiniz and their sssilly Kkkkweeen.
However tempted I'd be to f*rt in your general direction,
I'll just quote the Immortal Bard:

"Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians
Can say 'ni' at will to the candidates. There is
A pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred."

Just look at them monarchists:

PS: don't worry--next thing you know, they'll be yelling:
"Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zoo-owli-zhiv"
AND call it a "program", too...

GaryKelly · Post by **GaryKelly** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 10:24 am

Republique d'Antarctica? Just say 'Ni' !!!

Zubivka · Post by **Zubivka** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 1:34 pm

Hail to the Knnigggets!

GaryKelly · Post by **GaryKelly** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 4:56 am

Zubivka wrote:Hail to the Knnigggets!

I knew it! I knew it!

Careful scrutiny of the picture that Candidate Zoob has posted has confirmed my suspicions!

That's quite clearly Rec*rder fingering they're employing on those Petomaine-ophones!

A vote for Zoob is a vote for rec*rders! "Ni!" to Candidate Zoob! "Ni!" to the Petomaine-ophones!

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