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Bet Bush would give his eye teeth for a whistle of mass destruction.....oh no, I forgot, it doesn't actually exist. :

Sorry, for 'ear' read 'wear' !

Yeah, and my dog wouldn't ear those boxers either.......

Wow, clock those boxers! Now they could be good ! When I was doing my Sociology degree, I went to a conference all about Gender re-representation on the internet. So I know all about this phenomena, but now I'm just confused. Who is a man and who is a woman on here. Now come on, own up, and do you e...

It's amazing what you can do with a whistle and a pumpkin......scarey.

Oh for Gods sake, as long as you don't put on 'chiff' boxer shorts, no-one is going to mistake you for women! However, if you wear short skirts, and high heeled shoes , we might! Alternativley if you are carrying whistles you can be women/men/ great naked apes for all anyone cares. This is a chiff g...

She/he just sounded angry enough to be one! Don't know, just recognised the angst....if I was wrong, i apologise... but if toasty is a guy, he understands women 1000%, he/she definatley has my vote!

Anyway, you guys coming to the Manchester Chiff? Come on we need your input and humour ....

Kate

yeah, well I thought so...but either way, bet she/he ain't gonna wear chiff and fipple boxers! Well I am definatley a woman and I refuse. What about the Chiff and fipple thong? ....O.K. ..Chiff and fipple bed socks and a nice cup of Redbush ....It was only a dream...

Toasty is a woman....?

I'm not wearing those boxer shorts! I'm a lady. Can't you have some decent chiff and fipple langerie?( a la Victorias Secrets) ..and that doesn't mean blue brushed nylon with a pocket in the front (sorry product of 1960/70's games uniform) . Could buy a T Shirt, but can we have a girlies version tap...

Something just struck me.........O.K. we have a U.K. Chiff gathering(hooray) and a U.S. Chiff gathering. How will we recognise each other? My question is, how would you identify another whistler in the street ? I go for the blister on the lip (I am allergic to nickel). Thoughts guys on a postcard......

Moxy, I flew to Dublin last Christmas for £25.00 on Ryanair. I bet Ryanair do flights to Manchester really cheaply, check it out on the net, if you book early you could probably get a 99p deal or something. Is there a Shannon airport? I have a feeling there is, they probably fly from there too. Ryan...

Sorry, me again, if I do manage to get the childcare sorted, I may treat myself to a weekend of retail therapy as well! I have friends near Manchester, but quite fancy doing the hotel thing and making a weekend of it, so if you do find a local hotel can you post the details on the board? I don't fan...

P.S. I'll be far too embarassed to play in public, but I'll bring my whistle anyway and after a few you never know. (Anyone got any ear plugs?) It'll be good to listen to a few maestros and maybe I might learn something (evan if it is not to attempt to whistle after you've had a few!)

Ditto me, if I can get the childcare I'll be there!

Oh come on now, anyone who can actually fit into a song lyrics like 'the pump don't work cos the vandals got the handle' gets my vote!