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A search on "Bleazey" in the Flute forum pulls up 246 posts (247 now with this one), in which you'll find my opinion alongside many others.

Bloomfield wrote:No girlfriend, eh? Sorry about that.

Obviously, that's why Az has money to spend on stuff that *he* wants.

Who's ready for what?

Quite so, me old sparrer.

An irish pirate goes into a pub, and he has a steering wheel in his pants. The pirate slams his hand on the counter and goes "Arrr! Arrr! I need a pint! Arrr!". The bartender looks at him, and asks "How does it feel to have a steering wheel in your pants?". The pirate goes "...

I can safely say my old dog never dumped in Bude, though did twice in Helston many years ago. :evil: I slipped on a turd in Helston once many years ago. What did you say your dog looked like? Not remotely like a Richard The Third, and certainly not small enough to be stepped upon by anyone save the...

A dog-owner, I presume. :twisted: In a previous life, aye. There's a "no pets" clause in the lease though so today I are entirely petless. I can safely say my old dog never dumped in Bude, though did twice in Helston many years ago. Sadly, close only counts with hand grenades and atom bom...

Interesting that both the aforementioned pirates have to be Irish. Would either joke suffer a loss of funninessitude if they were simply pirates?

"What's that, Lassie? Steve's fallen down a tin-mine shaft? He's broken both his legs and is in danger from the build-up of deadly radon gas?"
"Woof."
"Bummer. Let's go crap in his garden!"
"Woof!"

hyldemoer wrote:it suddenly becomes arbitrary and invasive to my innocent companions.

Kinda like a ƒart with side-effects?

Martin Milner wrote:Roll on the day when the smokers are all dead and the rest of us can breathe untainted air again.

Well I can't promise I'm going to die any time soon Marmil old chap, but for you, I'll do my best.

Martin Milner wrote:Hiw did the word in the title slip through the filter? Is the filter case sensitive?

Hiw? By replacing the 'o' with a zero, 0. Thus p0rn works. Well, it does for some people anyway.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wiltshire/6104514.stm Calne's just down the road a tad from Swindon. When "Trick or Treat" crossed the pond a while ago, the local yobbery soon latched on to the premise of demanding money and/or goods with menaces. It's strange really. On this side of th...

heeeheee! Teeeheeee! Steve-dude, that's sooo funny! Look at the guy taking his dog for a walk in the boat!!

It's all Greek to me. I just play the bloody tunes.