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Wanderer wrote: Lemon zesters and microplanes are ideally suited for scraping off that essential part without getting much pith.

Really?

cowtime wrote:OK, now I can't eat Chinese food out, popcorn at the movies, or seafood in restaurants.

and I can't drink bleach without thinking of shrimps from now on.

Nanohedron wrote:smokes
butts
blunts
heaters
gritters
fags
cigs
straights
coffin nails

No Nano, you still haven't got the hang of those acrostics.

I thought it was just a noise you made to attract someone’s attention.

Dale wrote

phthisis

Easy for you to say.

Actually it is easy to say if you're Welsh - just look at our place names!

Guilty secrets? you lot are saints compared to me - How about this little sample from my vinyl collection.
1) Kajagoogoo
2) Phil Fearon & Galaxy
3) Shakatak
4) Freeze
5) Wham!
I'll tell you what, I'll stop there and go fall on my sword!

jbarter wrote:Is there any way of converting spam into an energy resource?

Eat it?

Rats, forgot to turn the landing light off again.

Hey Amar, your latest series of avatar photos, were they taken as you fell down a flight of stairs? Gravity still clearly working in your case!

JFK wasn't shot, he now runs a chip shop near me with his business partners, Elvis and Lord Lucan.

Great photos - I like your landscape style. What did the duck taste like?
But then again I would like Patagonia, there was a large Welsh emigration to Patagonia!
What Camera did you use?

Doug_Tipple wrote:It is 1:00 o'clock at night. Most of my biologic family are no longer on the planet.

Your family's been abducted by aliens as well?

Even if your monitor recovers, when it warms up the smell will convince you to get a new one. Perhaps you could get a dog at the same time, they don't lounge on monitors and they chase cats.

I've just bought my first Overton (an alto F) - many years of Whoaton to come for me then!

Cruelty to vegetables! :swear: Don't mention that word. I'm hungry. Its funny, when I'm hungry, people can mention vegetables all they like, I want pizza! It purported to have a magic bean in it. Ah, beans the magical fruit! . .. let's have beans for every meal! and then retire to a safe distance! :o

Lambchop wrote:Lucky for you I have access to medical references. After an extensive search this afternoon, during which I investigated thyroid scanning procedures and the various compounds used in them.

Lamby - you have all the fun!