Chiff and Fipple Forums

Hello all: I just broke down and ordered a low D, and thought I would try to draw on your experience a bit. Do you have any suggestions on some tunes I could learn. I really enjoy tunes like Ye Banks and Braes, and Scots what hae wi Wallace bled. If you know of any along those lines I would greatly ...

I dont have anything against any religion, but when individuals incite
violence against the society that has taken them in, I have no problem
sending them back where they came from.

Piece o' cake, I carry hot air wherever I go.

Can ya maybe send some o that rain my way, I'd surely appreciate it.
Iraq's startin to get a wee bit dusty.

Thanks
Turtle

Hmmmm, how about stairway to heaven.

I had a situation like that with my daughter when she was nine. She was charged with Battery for defending herself from an older girl on the playground at school. Needless to say we fought that one through the court system. When she showed up in the court room in her little pink dress, the judge jus...

Susan: The only condensation around here is between my ears, which
may explain my erratic behavior. That's my story at any rate.

Cynth: Nice titles, although methinks it was more of The Turtle's Lament.

Now I'm sure everyone knows by now not to drive and whistle at the same time, but what other whistle encounters and activities should we be aware of. During my short playing career I have have learned a few lessons the hard way, and I thought that I would list them so that others could learn from my...

Hmmmmm......Maybe I should go for a Doctorate in Gene Pool Filtration.

If giving shoes, bedding, school supplies, etc.....to iraqi children makes a person a war criminal than so be it. If the funding and creation of water purification systems in villages that have never had clean water is a crime than I am proud to be numbered among your so called criminals. New school...

I'll have to ponder these possibilities........hmmm..........divorce........ baby grand.............divorce.................baby grand...............divorce.. .....20 minutes to Wapner..........What am I thinking, I couldn't possibly divorce this poor woman in her time of need. I was thinking along ...

hello all: I have a problem that you may be able to assist me with. My wife has completely lost touch with reality. As I was talking to her on the phone the other day, I happened to mention that I was in need of a low whistle. Now, normally, my wife is a sensible and rational being, so you can imagi...

Howdy all: Thanks for the warm welcome! It's always a pleasure to meet people who share my musical interests. Thanks also for the web links, I am sure they will prove highly usefull. IDAwHOa, I would be happy to play a few tunes with a fellow statesman. I live in Pocatello, so it shouldn't be too di...

Hello all: Just thought I would introduce myself. The name is Turtle (not really, but I'm a bit slow today), and I am from a small town in Idaho. Several months ago I found myself taking a unexpected and rather lengthy vacation to a foreign land, which is the flowery version of "Deployed to Ira...